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Lust, Murder, Dessert...Bon Appetit!

Check your morals at the door of Le Hollandais restaurant as you play a part in an intoxicating revenge tragedy that will leave you questioning your deepest human desires.

Inspired by Peter Greenaway’s critically-acclaimed film, The Cook, The Thief, His Wife & Her Lover is brought to life by Alan Faena in partnership with Unigram Theatrical. Take your seat at the table and enjoy a trip back to the decadence and excitement of 1980’s London where a darkly thrilling story is told with delicious theatrical surprises and stunningly choreographed musical numbers, all performed by a multi-talented international cast.

Our host Mr Albert Spica is an ill-mannered mobster-turn-restaurant owner, known as The Thief. Tonight he is dining with his beautiful Wife and as The Cook serves up grandiose dishes from a menu created by James Beard award-winner Michelle Bernstein (presenting lavish European style cuisine with a South Florida twist) we meet the mysterious Lover, and of course events soon take a tragic turn.

The say revenge is a dish best served cold.

This truly unique live dining and theatre experience blurs the lines between fantasy and reality, cast and audience.

Do you have the stomach for it?

FAENA THEATER, 3201 Collins Avenue, Faena District
Miami Beach FL, 33140

Show Times:
Thursday 8:00 pm
Friday 8:00 pm
Saturday 8:00 pm


Schedule & More Information:

Check-in time starts 45 minutes prior to show time.
Doors close promptly at show time. No late admittance.
Guests 18+ welcome. Valid ID required upon arrival.


Corporate & Group Sales:

For Private hire options, buy-outs, Corporate and group bookings (8+ guests), please contact Daniella Fernicola,
Theater Sales Manager, at dfernicola@faena.com.